8.29.2007

Article - "The Essential Dates"

FALL 2007 TV PREMIERES

Monday, August 13th

Weeds (Showtime)

Monday, September 17th


Prison Break (FOX)

Sunday, September 23rd

Family Guy (FOX)

Monday, September 24th

Heroes (NBC)
Journeyman (NBC)
NOT SURE IF THIS WILL BE WORTH MY TIME OR NOT... BUT I PLAN ON WATCHING IT.

Tuesday, September 25th

House (FOX)

Thursday, September 27th

Grey's Anatomy (ABC)
The Office (NBC)

Tuesday, October 23rd

Nip/Tuck (FX)

Tuesday, October 30th

Scrubs (NBC)

NOW YOU KNOW... BE READY.


NEW SEASONS OF THE AMAZING RACE, JERICHO, LOST, & 24 WILL PREMIERE IN JANUARY OF 2008...

6.12.2007

I'll be gone for a while... The entire summer in fact... Try not to cry. I'll post again when I return. Long live the Queen!

6.08.2007

Clip - "One Minute Piglet"

Article - "Peregrin's Story"

Peregrin Took, better known to his friends as Pippin, is a Hobbit who dwells in the shire.

Peregrin is the only son of Paladin Took II and wife Eglantine Banks, and therefore inherited Paladin's title of Thain of the Shire upon his death. He has three older sisters, Pearl Took, Pimpernel Took, and Pervinca Took. His best friend Meriadoc Brandybuck is his cousin, son of Paladin's sister Esmeralda Brandybuck.

The hair on his head and his feet (which are exceptionally hairy, even for a Hobbit) is golden and curly. He is smaller that the rest of the Hobbits because he is the youngest and because he is a Fallohide hobbit. Fallohides are more fleet and light-footed than other strains of hobbit.

Clip - "Genuine Brokeback"

Knocked Up - 9.0

Alright... check it... this movie is, in my opinion, very close to comic perfection. It seems as though I have been waiting far too long for a comedy that I enjoy as much as this. Knocked Up combines well established characters, an enthralling plot, and several accompanying sub-plots which keep you entertained at all times. From the moment the opening credits began to roll I knew I was going to enjoy myself. This goofy yet unpredictable humor is on the same level, in my book, as Anchorman, Old School, and the likes. One thing that this movies has that none of these other movies has is a solid, understandable, down-to-earth plot. The supporting actors and even the one actress (always high) are extremely funny. The girlfriend (always high) of "Chewbacca" has some of the best lines... great stuff. Just see it for yourself... It's worth any ticket price... It's worth your time... I loved it... So will you.

Overall - 9.0/10

IMDB - 8.5/10 - Top 250: #129

6.05.2007

Clip - "Well Done"

Article - "Skilled Females"

Well, I'm sure we are all aware of the fact that women are exceptionally skilled at driving. This being said, I deem it necessary to provide you with sufficient proof of this well-known fact.

She is probably very good at her job!HaHaHaHaHa... Ohhh Man...I have always wanted to try that...Good idea right? Just bad timing...It happens all the time...It can be hard to reach your vehicle with those short hoses.She obviously mistook this small vessel for a ferry.


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6.03.2007

Artice - "Late Night Fun"

Here's a few exceptional screen captures (click to enlarge, obviously) from an exceptionally exceptional game known as Red Alert 2... All are pretty much examples of domination... haha... "You rule the world and I am your slave." These are dedicated to my common law spouse... I know you'll appreciate these... 331... check it...

6.02.2007

Clip - "Noice Rack"

Article - "Crazy Asians"

They eat with sticks, they speak that changity chang, they all look the same, and they make good chicken. I have come to the conclusion, through personal experience and through information from outside sources, that Asians are insane. lol well... not really, but they do some crazy things. Just so we're clear, I kinda like Asians. This is just funny to me... Check it... In a strange twist of fate I somehow stumbled upon this site that linked to a BBC forum containing pictures of some Asian newlyweds.

sian [ey-zhuhn, ey-shuhn]

– adjective
1.of, belonging to, or characteristic of Asia or its inhabitants.
–noun
2.a native of Asia.

...is the official definition of Asian, but there is obviously ohhhh so much more to it...

Not much else to say... check the source for more pics... crazy asians...

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