I'll be gone for a while... The entire summer in fact... Try not to cry. I'll post again when I return. Long live the Queen!

Clip - "One Minute Piglet"

Article - "Peregrin's Story"

Peregrin Took, better known to his friends as Pippin, is a Hobbit who dwells in the shire.

Peregrin is the only son of Paladin Took II and wife Eglantine Banks, and therefore inherited Paladin's title of Thain of the Shire upon his death. He has three older sisters, Pearl Took, Pimpernel Took, and Pervinca Took. His best friend Meriadoc Brandybuck is his cousin, son of Paladin's sister Esmeralda Brandybuck.

The hair on his head and his feet (which are exceptionally hairy, even for a Hobbit) is golden and curly. He is smaller that the rest of the Hobbits because he is the youngest and because he is a Fallohide hobbit. Fallohides are more fleet and light-footed than other strains of hobbit.

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Knocked Up - 9.0

Alright... check it... this movie is, in my opinion, very close to comic perfection. It seems as though I have been waiting far too long for a comedy that I enjoy as much as this. Knocked Up combines well established characters, an enthralling plot, and several accompanying sub-plots which keep you entertained at all times. From the moment the opening credits began to roll I knew I was going to enjoy myself. This goofy yet unpredictable humor is on the same level, in my book, as Anchorman, Old School, and the likes. One thing that this movies has that none of these other movies has is a solid, understandable, down-to-earth plot. The supporting actors and even the one actress (always high) are extremely funny. The girlfriend (always high) of "Chewbacca" has some of the best lines... great stuff. Just see it for yourself... It's worth any ticket price... It's worth your time... I loved it... So will you.

Overall - 9.0/10

IMDB - 8.5/10 - Top 250: #129

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Article - "Skilled Females"

Well, I'm sure we are all aware of the fact that women are exceptionally skilled at driving. This being said, I deem it necessary to provide you with sufficient proof of this well-known fact.
She is probably very good at her job!HaHaHaHaHa... Ohhh Man...I have always wanted to try that...Good idea right? Just bad timing...It happens all the time...It can be hard to reach your vehicle with those short hoses.She obviously mistook this small vessel for a ferry.

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Clip - "Pre-Nazi Britney"

Artice - "Late Night Fun"

Here's a few exceptional screen captures (click to enlarge, obviously) from an exceptionally exceptional game known as Red Alert 2... All are pretty much examples of domination... haha... "You rule the world and I am your slave." These are dedicated to my common law spouse... I know you'll appreciate these... 331... check it...

Clip - "Noice Rack"

Article - "Crazy Asians"

They eat with sticks, they speak that changity chang, they all look the same, and they make good chicken. I have come to the conclusion, through personal experience and through information from outside sources, that Asians are insane. lol well... not really, but they do some crazy things. Just so we're clear, I kinda like Asians. This is just funny to me... Check it... In a strange twist of fate I somehow stumbled upon this site that linked to a BBC forum containing pictures of some Asian newlyweds.

A·sian/ˈeɪʒən, ˈeɪʃən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation [ey-zhuhn, ey-shuhn]

– adjective

1.	of, belonging to, or characteristic of Asia or its inhabitants.

–noun

2.	a native of Asia.

...is the official definition of Asian, but there is obviously ohhhh so much more to it...

Not much else to say... check the source for more pics... crazy asians...

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Spider-Man 3 - 7.0

I actually saw this about 3 weeks ago... but I figured it needed to be reviewed. So check it... As a child I was never a huge comics fan... it was more legos and hot wheels ;) This being said I think that I was able to appreciate this movie more that the serious Spider-man lovers... The special effects were obviously superior than that of the previous two installments. The villains were well rounded and interesting (possibly one too many though...). The plot, however, was lacking... I felt like they used a lot of filler scenes to connect the scenes that actually contained action and/or actual watchable components of the plot. Such was the entire scene where Peter dances around like a fairy for 20 minutes... unnecessary, pointless, and on the verge of gayness. All things considered it was worth my time and my money.... but... I won't be seeing it again anytime soon. Not really even worth buying the DVD either (even though i'm sure I will eventually! hah). I paid almost 10 dollars for my ticket and almost 6 hours of my life to see this in digital @ rave after the last matinée was sold out minutes before we arrived... but it was worth it... just the one time.

Overall - 7.0/10

IMDB - 6.9/10